1. “If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.” —Hillary Clinton

2. “George Bush doesn’t care about black people.”—Kanye West

3.  “You know the funny thing, I don’t get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people.” —Donald Trump

4. “I have an attention span that’s as long as it has to be.”—Donald Trump

5. “I will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade, I will be the loudest voice.” —Kanye West

6. “The last time I actually drove a car myself was 1996.” —Hillary Clinton

7. “My whole life is about winning. I don’t lose often. I almost never lose.” —Donald Trump